i was in the middle of taking a glam selfie but got distracted by the muppets on a car commercial lmao

i should be working on that drawing in the background but wife swap is on

the biggest


I am the biggest. 

I am the biggest.

I am the biggest.

Yeah Yeah Yeah.

Praise me

say "bear" 97 times and you will become a bear


bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear 

You are becoming trickier! Your foolery! You fooled me excellently! You fooled me,I am experiencing negative side effects,however! I am not a bear! Get out of my homestead


You have to know that Mako Mori’s internal monologue is the greatest thing on the planet.


golden retriever festival in scotland



hey if you’re a gay guy and you grope a girl bc you think it’s funny or whatever i really truly don’t care that you’re not sexually attracted to women that’s a weak excuse for violating someone’s personal space and you know it

also making critical/violent/graphic sexual comments about a woman’s body

it doesn’t matter that you “don’t mean it”

being gay doesn’t give you a free pass to be a misogynist 

Tokyo Police Club - Miserable


i get miserable, but i am totally blinded by the sun in my eyes

Confidence in Social Situations - Charm Bag


Make or buy a small draw-string bag about 1-2 inches deep. Put in a pinch or two of each of the following:

  • Nutmeg 
  • Pine needles 
  • Dried Lavender 
  • Piece of Mandrake root

Carve your initials and a pentagram on the mandrake root and tie the bag closed. During the waxing phase of the moon, consecrate and charge the bag. Wear it around your neck or keep it in your pocket. You will feel a surge of energy whenever you are in a social situation.

Source: Spellbound - Katrina Arango Hobbs


Yes. I’d like some bird seeds, thank you. and how long does it usually take for the birds to grow.